Knit your own mountain
We will provide wool made from the finest belly button
lint, and all the necessary patterns and equipment for
you to knit yourself a piece of American history -
Mount Rushmore. You may have had problems before
finding the correct colour belly button lint to
complete such an ambitous project, however, our
buyers specialise in bringing only the best quality
lint from the farthest corners of the world to your
doorstep. Suitable for children and grannies alike. With
the simple instructions provided this project can be
completed in less than 2 hours.
Just 254 B.I.S. Credits!!!
The B.I.S. Moon
No, not a picture of UKBankerBoy showing off his bum, but
an actual moon made from genuine green cheese! This
moon comes with it's own craters and detatchable
monolith - a great ice breaker to take along to parties!
Also good to bring on seaside holidays or use to
change the tides in your neighbourhood. It's the most
versatile item in our store.
Snap one up today at 995 B.I.S. Credits
The B.I.S. Skyscraper
Handmade from wool recycled from the unclaimed old socks
found in the B.I.S. laundry, this exact, full size
copy of the Empire State building comes with the added
bonus of it's own fully operational zeppelin (also made
from old socks). Imagine the fun your children will have
playing King Kong on this building. Imagine the fun you
will have buzzing them in your zeppelin.
5821 B.I.S. Credits.
Have a water cannon fitted to the zeppelin for only 150