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The B.I.S. Round Glass Ashtray
This ashtray has a lovely rounded design, and
is totally dishwasher-safe!! You don't really believe
that do you? Oh, heck, how did I get dragged into
writing this guff? I never wanted to do it you know,
I was once a comedy script writer for the BBC, I wrote
a sketch for the Benny Hill show, but the work dried
up after the 'Margaret Thatcher - Love child of Winston
Churchill and the Queen Mother?' documentary I wrote.
Why can't people take a joke? Anyway, now I write
captions for stupid internet shopping sites to pay the
bills. Life's a bitch.
Only 17 B.I.S. Credits!!
B.I.S Credits? What are those? I'd better bloody get
paid in real money!!
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