Colonel L, Larry, JHR, L.
Colonel, the Officer Commanding.
Likes wearing sheets and wrapping his head in them.
His winning caption entries!!! The First one for
Competition 3 and the Second one for Competition 7
and the Third one for Competition 9!!!
We would like to have a a secret personnel
report here but can't since there isn't one
available for public perusal. Nonetheless,
we would like to point out how our Col. L.
is quite handy with his
women and the camels
but we aren't sure how in regards to which,
so we can't comment on that either. Several
outstanding abilities regarding our dear C.O.
that we can honestly comment on is his legendary
talent to lead the troopers to amazonian feats,
to rise to all occasions with elegance and
style, and to settle disputes amongst troopers
whilst teaching us good will toward all men.