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Author: HeadLice Message #: 37109 (UK Land of Off-Topic Posts)
Subject: Far Wars

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                            On a


                           Board,


                         long, long


                        ago and far,
                       far away, Old


                      Socks.com posted
                   about its floatation.


                Outraged at the humourless
               Puritan Thought Police's act


              of deleting the post there then
            followed retribution in the form of



            Biting scorn, derision and posts which
          exagerated Brit Politeness and stereotypes.
         Duping the Forces of Fooldom into surrendering
       a meagre board, "The British Invasion", an onslaught



      commenced. Scoring victories with wit and sarcasm those
     early invaders walked away their vengance sated but their
    goal unfulfilled. Enter a more atrocious and determined breed


   Cut off from all but a rare reinforcement(ciggs) and Lacking most
  supplies save for those gleaned from friendly natives (Mizblue,Moon
 and jkmccoy) the geurilla tactics of gaining the high ground, busiest
Board, Most Rec'd post and the constant and unrelenting sniping at NADA


Were mere diversions for snr2's infiltration and subversion of the boards
Casualties were suffered, deaths occurred! Posts were pulled and suspension
endured. Boards were established to draw readers away from biotech boards and
Lurkers into our sphere of Influence. Britaney Spears was secreted in St Tropez
to be revealed on 07/04/00 : STD day as the Americans will have it. Irony upon

Irony! British Steel will take over America on it's Independence Day. The British
Invasion Force is a volenteer army! No pressed men! Stay abed at home next Tuesday
and "Hold your manhood cheap", w**k rather than post in support of your brothers in
"Their finest hour"! "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers and sisters", Join the
British Invasion Force Today! Make the BI board the busiest posting board in any 24 hour
period. Humour and Rec's galore! Ignore the LOOTP (NADA) & GMS, they are going to Boycott
any posts and threads. Any first time posters welcome on the Lurk board.


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