Caption Competition

A mysterious entrant by the name of Paddington Bare submitted the winning caption.

The Best Of The Rest

"Codey's mine," says UKBB. "No mine!" exclaims Ezlington. -- Sedated

Codey even dragged an ancient Egyptian out of his sarcophagus to vote in the Anarchist board poll! --Ez

Mating rituals from the central Europe in the dark ages continue to baffle anthropologists into the present day. -- Kensington High-Street

You hold him while I search his pockets for a donation to the BIS Jubilee Fund. -- Col. L.

Ygor, this is the ugliest table lamp you've ever bought. And it's heavy! -- the fluff in Ascalon's pocket

Again the Three Musketeers are hit with the Snow White Curse and must get the Queen to give Athos another smack before attending her ball. -- Dennis Graf aka: Lord Graf

Queen's Jubilee 'Hide & Seek' goes badly wrong, when Prince Philip hides in the freezer. -- Col. L.

I'm not dead yet! -- Dennis Graf Aka LordGraf

It's not just a Manwich, it's a meal! -- Patti

Once again, Bogey is wheeled out to join the TMF politbureau meeting. -- codey

Shore leave! Shore leave! We've got shore leave! -- on the town

I've got an idea. Don't use the Astroglide this time. We'll see how long he can remain expressionless then! -- Patti

Is this Legal in Utah? -- ezlington

You're not much of an actor, and you lied about having had dance lessons too! -- A A Milne

The rumours that GMS had begun to press gang posters recieved unofficial confirmation today.... -- ezlington

NADA not quite understanding the rules of hide and seek.
"...8,9,10 coming ready or not". -- Col. L.

If mother could only see us now! -- Dennis Graf aka LordGraf

Just 'cos they had life size chess pieces in Harry Potter, you just had to go one better didn't you! -- Col. L.

No I won't laugh: you can tickle me all you want. --Konishki

In full disguise trying to crash the Golden Jubilee Ball, the Three Wise Men of the East Ayrshire seen moments before capture... -- Dennis Graf aka: LordGraf

Look, I've done his waist, you can do his inside leg measuremnt! -- codey

Groucho, Harpo and Cleggie star in Last Of The Summer Stooges -- Mack Ing-Nosense

No, don't do it!
Just because you'll never be King, that's no reason to join the BIS, Edward. -- Colonel Lawrence

They all were trying to get to the ball. But at last they were Knight-errants all, one even thinking he "is" Dulcinea. -- Dennis Graf aka LordGraf

These toy soldiers won't Fool anyone. And why did you have to carve them all to look like Codey? -- Colonel Lawrence

Man 1: "How come no-one has done any 'feeling a little stiff' jokes yet?"
Man 2: "Because there's no woman in the picture they can pretend is Emma I'd guess" -- codey