Caption Competition

Sir Guestie is declared the winner, with a ball related caption!

The Best Of The Rest

The toughest part of the BIS Assault Course - the shark infested custard. -- Colonel Lawrence

Okay, Jo -- we've made certain you'll never again have problems with your computer! -- MizBlue

The use of giant homing pigeons had one major drawback... -- Ezlington

I thought the can said non-drip Sah? -- Colonel Lawrence

It's like this: Est was sitting on my knee, and.... -- MizBlue

Pie-eyed and legless. -- codey

Simple Simon doesn't look where he's going on the way to the fair. -- Colonel Lawrence

In the future, Arnold and Huxley will have to settle their own differences! -- MizBlue

I thought you said Emu's couldn't fly Sah? -- Colonel Lawrence

But Colonel, the party lasted until 4:00 am! -- MizBlue

But Emma told me to put three cups of soap powder in the washing machine! -- Ezlington

Mizzie sure doesn't scrimp on the filling in the Custard Pies. -- Colonel Lawrence

The RedBaron said, "Do you want to go for a ride?" -- MizBlue

I thought you brought the napkins. -- codey

Mizz Blue said "be sure to put the top on the food mixer". Will Ez and Codey never learn? -- Colonel Lawrence

Now about Ezlington and those ascii pictures he posts..... -- MizBlue

Yes we do have a complaint about the dry cleaning! -- Colonel Lawrence

What in Gawd's name was in Mizzie's pies? -- MizBlue

Codey and Ez caught redhanded in the BIS pie cupboard. -- Colonel Lawrence

Good Gawd, I didn't think the Ball would be like this! -- MizBlue

That was some sneeze! -- L.

That's another fine mess you got me into, Stanley! -- codeplagiarist