Caption Competition

Colonel Lawrence overcomes clause 9 to win!! (without mentioning 'soft fruit'!!!!)

The Best Of The Rest

Note: Soft fruit ones first (if you don't understand then you didn't read the competition blurb! Read it next time!)

"What a day! and now I've got to try and fit 'Soft Fruit' into this caption!" -- ciggs

"Oh my gawd!" Emma exclaimed. "BigBunk ate too much soft fruit!" -- MizBlue

Now they have these really large warnings on cigarette packs they sure are difficult to fit in your handbag. -- Colonel Lawrence

So how big was the Turnip when you started Carving? -- Ez

BIS MOTTO.
Hear no evil, see no evil;
but say whatever you like.
-- Colonel Lawrence

Warning: Being glared at can seriously affect your health -- absolutely not codey

If you keep grinding your teeth I'll never get to sleep. -- Colonel Lawrence

OK, if no one will own up to leaning on it before it had set we will hold an identity parade! -- Ezlington

Here's The Head I promised to give you. -- Lady Macbeth (aka Yorrick)

Not tonight - I have a headache. -- Colonel Lawrence

With all these dotcom layoffs we only have a skeleton staff left at B.I.S. H.Q. -- codey

Now that's what I call 'being legless'. Bet he has a 'blinder' of a 'headache' tomorrow? -- Colonel Lawrence

Tell me again, exactly what part of Codey inspired the nose? -- Ezlington

But you asked for a short back and sides. -- Colonel Lawrence

Wow!! Great head! -- coderude