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Mother explains the intricacies of time travel while Father searches for parasites. -- phluph

..and unlike other "what the butler saw" machines, this new Apple product does not need you to wind it. -- Ez

so that's how it's done!!! no wonder the girls are smiling, especially when I see it in reverse -- corse

<Lady in floral skirt>: and when I press this button the other punching arm will get him in the groin! -- Ez

It's very risque but the men seem to enjoy it. -- syd balarsky

The screen tests for the remake of "The Incredible Journey" were unusually thorough! -- Ez

I haven`t the heart to tell them it`s a paper mashie model I made earlier after watching blue peter -- ken wilkinson

Just insert one three times a day, it should stop him scratching his knees within the week. -- phluph

silverwing fell for the old black eye telescope gag AGAIN!!! -- codey

If I increase the vaccumn suction, like so, your ears will totaly disapeard inside your head! -- Ez

Codey verifying that Santa did in fact leave him a lump of coal. -- silverwing

So by adjusting this dial I can burn the current time onto your retina and twice a day it will be correct! -- Ez

Now go into the next room with these two lovely girls and try it just like it's shown here {without me having to wind the knob back and fro -- corse

Virtual Reality gets rebranded as a domestic education tool! -- alex bicks

When can I take him home? -- phluph

Yes, "One" is usually considered a low sperm count, however in this case.... -- Ez

"I've never seen a urine tester used that way before." -- ken wilkinson

I'm sorry, but I just don't think there will be much demand for pole dancers at the flea circus! -- Ez

Blimey!!! my Dad warned me about this.I hope I don't go Blind -- corse

<guy in grey pants>excellent Picture: this is a hard one I think! <MrBraces> Correct! your errection detector works! -- shibari

I'm sorry Mr Sinclair, I still think that humidity will be a problem with your new digital "Black Watch" -- Ez

Do you think his eye can be moved to the front? -- phluph

Mother didn't really think that Father's machine would unglue their son's hands from his knees, but Aunt Dot advised her remain silent. -- codey

<gal in Skirt> ..and that's the new crucketer's box close up, in a moment Mr Shibari will stand up and let you examine it in-situ! -- Ez

Boys and their toys. -- phluph

Version 1 of the Apple iTelly left a young Steve Jobs rather disappointed -- codey

<gal in Skirt> and when you squeeze the giant tadpoles head just here its mouth opens! -- Ez

And I say that noone will guess that it is a celophane wrapped cusion cover on top of the skull of a pig!http://www.skullsite.co.uk/Pig/pigdom.htm -- shibari

Ah-ha! so thats why you should not eat the yellow snow! -- Ez

Father hoped he wouldn't pull the boy's eye out when he used his electronic vice to remove the sink plunger. Mother hoped that he'd soon grow out of wanting to be a Dalek. -- Shibari