Caption Competition

I bet phluph wins!

Ez negotiates a win too!

The Best Of The Rest

Here's the plan. You get the 70's throwback with the false mustache and I'll get the twit with the camera. -- TK

so you called my mum an old battle axe did you ! -- mandy k

"It was a lot better in the old days when we didn't have wimpy spectators!" -- Mizzie

"Grandpa, why isn't that man wearing any pants or underwear?" -- silverwing

well corse's Highland Games are a lot livelier,"where's Nessie anyway" -- corse

"Hold on, let me get this picture before you guys fight to the death!" -- John

"Give me my giant frisbee back, you dirty little thief!!" -- codey

Are you sure you want to fight it out over the last Vol au vent? -- Shibari

You take the one in the short pants and I'll take the one with the camera. -- phluph

The boy in the tee-shirt didn't notice when the Vikings took away the portable toilet -- codey

I'm not fat! I just happen to have a lot of Northern Irish banknotes in my moneybelt at the moment! -- Ez

I knew I shouldn't have asked the mother-in-law to pack my kit. -- TK

When I said "Accessorise" I meant a helmet and shield, not a handbag! -- shibari

"I see the new guy fell for the 'we all wear pink tunics and cats on our heads' gag!" -- codey

1066? 1066? ... I'll give you 1066! -- Ez

The latest reality show, "I'm a celebrity, where's my longboat" never really attracted the expected audiences. -- codey

No! It's your leg that gets cut off so we can enter the Three legged race! -- Shibari

"Desert boots are so last year."
"Yeh, right, like cowboy boots are any better." -- phluph

<helmet>"crossing your legs is no cure for your incontinence!" -- Ez

"I know this is supposed to be a dual to the death, but aren't you only supposed to take ten paces back when you have pistols?" -- codey

Pretend you're enjoying it, the BI troopers are watching -- phluph

hair: Denmark is "Country of the Day today!"
helmet: No it's Norways turn! -- Ez

"I told you that Henley-upon-Thames wouldn't be much good for raping and pillaging!" -- codey

Take the free kick quickly, before that short wing half gets into position! -- Ez

<Helmet> Hi Codey, Still handling your chopper a lot I see! -- Ezlington

"Nice handbag"
"Thanks, I had the choice of dark brown, like this, or camel, like your shoes"
"You mean light brown?"
"Yes, sorry. I'm in marketing you see." -- codey