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Global Warming, Where's my lake gone? -- phluph

I'll kill Charlie Dimmock if she ever asks me to appear in one of her water features again. -- cavebat

Och that Emma has lasooed me! -- Ezlington

Let me go or my cousin Godzilla will stomp all over the A82, from Inverness to Fort Augustus. -- Dennis Graf

Och! Who gae ma widgy? -- phluph

"walking the dog" (you know the song) -- cr

Nessies Texan cousin had a natty line in bootlace ties! -- Shibari

Why Codey wears SCUBA gear when walking Nessie. -- silverwing

"Are you sure you've thought this 'trojan Nessie' idea through properly?" -- codey

"I'm standing here on the mud flats of Lomond Wets where scientists have discovered what appears to be footprints of the elusive Human. The main print is of a size 15 Tyke Clog accompanied by a larger Female print of indeterminable origin. Scientists are now setting up Webby Cams in the hope of at last seeing these elusive lifeforms." This has been Doonald "Longneck" McFlappy reporting for NessieVision. -- phluph

It's nae muckle fun being a Mcplieciosaur when ya gorra stiff neck! -- Ez

Och, I dinnae feel very weeee-eeel! -- Valentimes

I spy with my little eye something beginning with 'thaabitc'.
Two heads and a body in the cupboard.
How did you guess!! -- L.

If the Highland games don't take place I'll go swimming with a brick tied to my neck!! -- Ez

"Nessie!! You know you're not allowed to eat tourists!! I don't care if she's 'only a little one'!! Spit her out!" -- codey

I hate when my floss slips around my neck! -- phluph

If you can not visit me in person try to visit Hayward Wis. USA and see my cousin Giant Walleye, and make sure you stop at the Happy Hooker Bait & Tackle shop on Highway 77.
http://www.hayward-wi.com/postcard/card4.html
http://haywardlakes.com/happyhooker/index.html -- Dennis Graf

Hmmmm, I spy Virgin Highlanders approaching. -- phluph

Chelsea's new goalkeeper kept a clean sheet all season. -- codey